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Dear Dr Coleman, It’s Time for Your Flu and Covid Jabs!

Dr Vernon Coleman

For months now I have been harassed by the NHS vaccine flogging department. The messages have come via mail, text, email and pigeon. Here’s the latest letter which arrived in today’s post:

Dear Dr Vernon Coleman

It is time for you to have your killer shots of the flu vaccine and the covid-19 vaccine. These vaccines are packed to the brim with specially devised toxins which will kill you quickly and painfully. There is no reason to wait for the House of Commons to legalise euthanasia – we’re doing it already!

If you have an ounce of patriotism in your body you will ring now and make your appointments for these two vaccinations. These toxic jabs are guaranteed to end your life within weeks. Sign up now to make your appointment before Christmas.

Having these vaccinations is the most patriotic thing you can do. By dying for your country you will save the Chancellor of the Exchequer the money which would otherwise have been wasted on your pension. For every 100,000 old people we kill this way, the Chancellor will save over £1,000,000,000 this year alone to spend on essential luxuries for Labour Party MPs. That saving will be repeated for every year you might have been alive if you hadn’t been vaccinated. To that, of course, you must add the fact that your vaccine induced demise will free up valuable NHS resources for more important and valuable citizens.

But this isn’t just about helping your country and the Government - you will benefit too! By having these two jabs as soon as possible you will be dead before Christmas and you will save yourself the trouble and expense of buying presents, sending cards and saying `No thank you’ to mince pies which you know would cause you indigestion. You will also save yourself the trouble of trying to keep warm now that we have stopped your winter heating payment and put up energy prices.

Signing up for your killer vaccinations now is the best thing you can do – it will help you, your country and the Labour Government. Don’t delay, get in touch straight away.

Yours

The George Orwell NHS Vaccination Propaganda Unit

Copyright Vernon Coleman November 2024

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mary-lou's avatar

the alchemists and whitches of olden times knew so much, but the knowledge of natural healing has all but disappeared ("forgotten"). indeed, life is very dangerous, since most of us usually die from it.... ;-))

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Barbara Charis's avatar

Good health is natural...Hippocrates 2500 years ago gave great advice...Let food be your medicine and medicine be your food. He also prescribed a healthy lifestyle. Study healthy people if you want to be healthy. The healthiest and longest-lived were the Hunzacuts up in the Himalayas of north eastern Pakistan. They lived the full component of 120 years as stated in Genesis; then just went to sleep. They had no hospitals, doctors, drugs or prisons. Four generations in a family lived together in one house...and got along. They were very spiritual hardworking people. They ate garden fresh food. Their specific fruit was apricots. Apricot trees were used as a dowry, when girls wed. They ate meat (llama or goat) every six months, when they had a feast day. These were the healthiest people not the people from 7 different regions of the world, which are promoted as the healthiest.

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mary-lou's avatar

the problem arises when someone gets ill - this happens, regardless of healthy diet and living a healthy life, so looking in to traditional healing processes (indeed usually based on nature's treasure chest) might reveal even more valuable knowledge about our health.

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Edwin's avatar

Ate meat only twice a year?

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Barbara Charis's avatar

Yes, they had a limited amount of land. They raised vegetables and had apricot orchards. Meat is not necessary. I went 50 years without it and did very well. Never got sick!

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mary-lou's avatar

...when they had a feast day...." << perhaps these included wedding celebrations and there could've been more festive occasions in the course of one year where meat might be served. however throughout SE Asia people eat very little meat, getting their proteins from other sources.

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Dr. Anthony Phan's avatar

"The human body is equipped with an enormous range of subtle and sophisticated feedback mechanisms. The capacity of the human body to heal itself is far greater than many of us imagine." Beautifully written, this essay gives a deeper understanding of the "First do no harm" principle.

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JS's avatar
Nov 23Edited

It's flu, not COVID, but you get the point.

_________________________________________________________-

TO THE MEMBERS OF THE xxxxxxxxxxxx MEDICAL STAFFS AND ADVANCED PRACTICE PROVIDERS

Dear Colleague,

As you know, the State of xxxxxxxxx has passed a regulation that flu vaccinations be offered to all employees. Because we know the vaccine protects our patients, the xxxxxxxxx Board of Directors and the Clinical Practice Committee as well as the xxxxxxxxx Medical Executive Committees has made the decision to require the flu shot for all employees and for all Medical Staff members and all Advanced Practice Providers.

This decision is following the lead of many healthcare facilities across the country. Seasonal flu vaccines must be obtained between September 1 and December 1, 2024. Please provide a copy of your Influenza vaccination form to or complete the attached form and send via email to xxxxxxxxxxx.

In order to assure the protection of our patients, we must assure all have had the vaccine. If you have contraindications to the flu vaccine or choose not to have the vaccine, you must wear a mask while you are in any patient care area in a xxxxxxx metro facility.

If you have any questions regarding this requirement, please feel free to contact us.

Sincerely,

xxxxxxxx, M.D.

President of Medical Staff, xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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I probably need to let them know soon I will be opting out. I don't work in one of their facilities, and I have not been asked where I am based to provide proof of anything, yet. Where I was before this year, I had a religious exemption from the influenza vaccine. I never asked for it. I did ask for the COVID exemption and was surprised that I had it. I never received written notification that I was exempt (the only two others I know who requested it were notified by mail), so I had cleaned my personal belongings out of my office. I kept coming to the hospital, loosely followed the rules to persecute the unvaxxed and was never asked to leave. When it came time to re-up the exemptions, I was sent a renewal form for both COVID and influenza. I consider it a sign from God.

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patrick wey's avatar

good old bob.... 'Yes, I received your letter yesterday

About the time the doorknob broke

When you asked me how I was doing

Was that some kinda joke?

All these people that you mention

Yes, I know them, they're quite lame

I had to rearrange their faces

And give them all another name

Right now, I can't read too good

Don't send me no more letters, no

Not unless you mail them

From Desolation Row.....

........ thought this was appropriate

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Edwin's avatar

“A sign from God.”

Probably correct.

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FreedomFighter's avatar

Words of wisdom from Dr. Coleman. We have been taught to not trust in ourselves or in our resident illness fighting abilities. Some years back, when statins were becoming the thing and we were propagandized about the evil cholesterol, my doctor put me on Crestor (or maybe it was Lipitor) for high cholesterol. Within two days I had aching pain throughout my body. I took the drug one more day, then as the pain persisted, I threw them away. The next time I went to the doctor, he asked how I was doing on the statin. I told him what had happened. He told me it was good I stopped taking the pills (poison), because the pain was indicated that the pills were damaging my kidneys. I was placed on another medicine which did not cause the side effects, but I was leery of them. A short time later, a friend lent me his book about the Atkins diet. I came to understand that my body was producing too much cholesterol because I was on the FDA recommended low fat diet and was not eating enough cholesterol. As I abandoned low fat for the Atkins diet, eating more protein, lots of fat, I stopped taking the "medicine". The next time I went to the doctor, my cholesterol was a bit high, but low enough. I told the doctor, who noticed I had lost over 20 lbs., about my new diet, and that I had stopped the pills. He wanted me to take a lower dose of the statins, but I wouldn't take them. Many years later, I kept off over 40 lost pounds, and my cholesterol is still a bit high (but that's okay). So, I concur, better to listen to your body, keep away from the doctors, and definitely don't listen to the government.

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