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Edwin's avatar

Ten Ways Antoinette will know I have gone potty…

23RD JUNE 2023

My wife will know I have lost all my senses if:

I say something complimentary about a politician.

Ask for tripe or brains for supper

Say I’m not hungry

Announce that I think I’ll have a vaccination

Carry a comb upon my person

Jump up excitedly when I hear the telephone ring

Set the alarm clock for 6 am so I can get a good start on the day

Start watching television

Pay the TV licence fee in order to give money to the BBC

Buy an electric car (other than one I can put batteries in and race about the garden)

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Thomas A Braun RPh's avatar

All part of the Grand Plan to control human behavior and shape it for fun and profit!

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