Department Of Government Efficiency Identifies 535 Government Workers Who Haven't Done Any Work For Years
November 15, 2024 by The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Government Efficiency has wasted no time in identifying 535 government employees residing in the Capitol Building who haven't done any work in years.
According to an internal DOGE memo, this particular block of useless lumps drawing government paychecks was surprisingly easy to identify and expose.
"This group is, without a doubt, one of the most useless bunches of government excess that one can imagine," Elon Musk noted in a post to X. "Records show that they haven't done a single productive thing in decades. Totally, completely surplus — fat just begging to be trimmed right there."
Sources say the group of 535 completely worthless, lazy bums seems to have been hanging around D.C. for quite some time now. When asked what exactly it was that they did for a living, most replied with shrugs, though two or three got up to read aloud from "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" for several hours.
At publishing time, the 535 had pointed out that they had in fact contributed to the country by making several spreadsheets, memos, and resolutions.
Keep on cleaning don't ever stop.. That is where all our hard earned tax money is going.. FWA=Fraud Waste and Abuse all over government.. Glad finally somebody is doing the right thing for the first time in government, now everyone should understand.. It takes a non politician to clean up all this mess, politicians just keep repeating the same old crimes, graft and crimes and waste and fraud and abuse, because politician means criminals who live off the government another better name is parasites.. Now hopefully everyone understands Trumps appointments.
actually a positive. the less these 535 do, the less damage done.